Crypts

CRYPTS are a three piece spawned from the bowels of Seattle, WA.  Only together for 7 months, Steve - vocals/chaos, Bryce - synth/beats, Nick - synth/visuals, have acquired a following of millions.

A message from the CRYPTS:

"CRYPTS sees the underground music SEEN as becoming stagnant and more accessible toward commercial MAJOR LABEL interests.  Do CRYPTS want to change this? No way! We want to cash in and suck ass up to the big wigs in hopes that we too can get High and Fuck.  Soon we will be coming to your town and asking if we can stay at your house and use your friends.  Soon we will do encores of Evenflow and Smells Like Teen Spirit  at benefit concerts with all our celebrity friends.

CRYPTS are completely fucked.

Goodbye."